What car can you only see twice a year?
A Chevy Equinox.
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What fairy loves to count?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Where do snowmen go to dance?