What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
A lawn moo-er.
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Who are Frosty's parents?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What kind of bird can write?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Where can you always get cheap gas?