Who won the race between two balls of string?
They were tied.
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Which state is the cleanest?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Why do librarians never make plans?