What tree is always ready for fall baking?
A maple.
What British bugs are the best singers?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Where do polar bears vote?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
How do automobiles fly?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?