What fairy loves to count?
The two-th fairy.
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What animals make the best students?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Which animal will never go bald?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Why don't fish play basketball?