Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
A boneyard.
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Why was the spider so smart?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?