What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What game do bats excel at?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?