Why do people always trip on September 22?
It's the start of fall.
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Why did electricity win the race?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What shape has a knighthood?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What vegetables make the best music?