What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
A hot dog.
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What food is a man's best friend?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What's the friendliest national park?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Which dogs love to study science?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?