What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
A hot dog.
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What is a table you can eat?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?