What cocktail will give you a black eye?
A rum punch.
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What says: oom oom oom?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What do you call a small mom?