What food is a man's best friend?
A corn dog.
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Which elf is the best singer?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Why was the dog so popular?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What is a pony's favorite condiment?