Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
It made him feel like he was in his element.
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why are maps such great therapists?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Which cats have the best manners?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why are fish such good architects?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?