What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
A-chew toy!
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Why are winter days great?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What's a dog's favorite city?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?