What do you call a clock on a road trip?
A time traveler.
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Why did the barber win the race?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
How do you arrest a pig?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?