What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
I haven't seen you since last year!
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What sport are eggs the best at?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?