What kind of car does a chicken have?
A coop.
What is a cow's dream job?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
How much does freedom weigh?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?