Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
She just sweeps them under the rug.
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
How does a witch play loud music?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What name sounds like the past tense?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
