Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
I don't know, but catscan.
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What insect runs away from everything?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?