What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Don't worry, it was just a nightmare before Christmas.
Why are frogs always so happy?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Why was the fish so smart?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?