How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
With a floodlight.
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Why was the dog so popular?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What did the waiter ask the frog?