What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
A Father-In-Law!
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What did autumn say to summer?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What car does Yoda® drive?
Where does laundry go to college?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?