Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
He was fishing for compliments.
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What did autumn say to summer?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.