Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
He was fishing for compliments.
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
How do you grill cheese?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?