Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Because it has its own scales.
Which fly makes films?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why do cows wear bells?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Which state has the best streets?
Where do burgers like to dance?