What do farmers do on February 14th?
Give hogs and kisses.
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Why do rhinos charge?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What do you call an old snowman?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?