How does a witch play loud music?
On her broom box.
How do eggs end a TV show?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What do elves learn in school?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
How do frogs get to work?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
How long will dinner be?