What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
No, call me Dad.
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?