Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
He got campfire-d.
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?