What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
One is slimy, a pest, and leaves a trail everywhere and the other is a snail
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What is blue and not heavy?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What do goats and moms have in common?
It's allergy season again?
Why is money so stubborn?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What is sand's favorite movie?