What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
One is slimy, a pest, and leaves a trail everywhere and the other is a snail
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What's the friendliest pen?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Why do cats love to work?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?