What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
His grill-friend!
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Which singer could always break a five?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?