What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
A hot dog.
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What's the richest basketball team?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Why is the beach so confident?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What do jokesters study in college?