What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Batminton!
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What do Scottish toads play?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What's the scariest letter?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What's a henway?