How do trees get access to the internet?
Easy, they just log in.
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What reads and lives in an apple?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
How do you spot a modern spider?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Why did summer catch autumn?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?