Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off.
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What is another name for a cow?
What do you call a tired tree?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?