What did the baby bull grow up to be?
A cowboy.
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What did one plate say to the other?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What does the sun drink out of?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Why are frogs always happy?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?