What do you call a flying police officer?
A helicopper!
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What did summer say to spring?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?