Why did the banana go to the doctor?
It wasn't peeling well.
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What's a frog's favorite year?