What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
You otter do what I say!
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What do bees chew?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Why are fish such good architects?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
The museum curator needed a break.