What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Jeepers Creepers.
How did the pirate call his mother?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Which insect is the smartest?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
Where do ants go to eat?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Are baby skunks cute?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What shape is bad at driving?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What did the rug say to the floor?