What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Jeepers Creepers.
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What nationality are most fish?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What animal floats best?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?