I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
I don't know why.
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
How do birds threaten one another?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What car can't keep a secret?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
How do eggs end a TV show?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?