Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
They're a total rip-off.
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Did you know about April 1st?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Why don't ants get sick?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?