Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
They're a total rip-off.
Which is the worst season?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Why was the bunny upset?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?