Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
David Bow-tie.
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Where do stars go to college?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?