What did summer say to spring?
Help, I'm going to fall!
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What animals make the best students?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?