What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
A copycat.
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Why did the frog starve?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What sport do horses love to play?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?