What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Anything that's not a nursery rhyme!
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?