What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Here comes the sun!
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
How are mountains able to see?
What's the opposite of irony?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Which computer won the talent show?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?