What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Bicycle petals!
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What does winter fat turn into?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
How does NASA organize a company party?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What tree has the most bark?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What do insects learn at school?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?