Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
It bit off more cheese than it could chew.
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?