Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
It bit off more cheese than it could chew.
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
It's allergy season again?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What sport do horses love to play?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?