Where do hands go on vacation?
Palm Springs.
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Which computer won the talent show?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What do pigs do over the summer?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What did autumn say to summer?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
How does dinner smell?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?