What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Pour Some Sugar on Me.
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
We had a discussion about roses.
Why was the fish so smart?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Why do cows always skip gym class?