What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Pour Some Sugar on Me.
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?