Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Because it was too in-tents.
Why are baseball players so good at math?
When should you start writing a book?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What's the opposite of irony?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"