Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Because it was too in-tents.
How did the toad die?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
How do you compliment a cat?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What do nosey peppers do?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What's the slowest 5k?